The page cannot be displayed because you need some fresh air

• Don't click the refresh button. Go outside. Now.

• If you are about to spend another $100 for lordard,
  then please contact mistah lordard.

• To go outside, first click Cyber Hypnosis menu,
  and then click Cold Water in the Face. On the Numb
  Ass tab, click Sedentary Back Pain. The Get out of your chair setting should match those provided by
  your local area network (LAN) administrator.

• If your Evil Computer Persona has enabled it, we
  can examine your network and quickly discover a way
  to wake you up from your computer-induced stupor.

• If you would like Windows to try and discover them,
  click detect computer-induced stupor.

• There are a host of things awaiting you in the big
  blue room commonly referred to as "the outdoors",
  things like: Fishing, skiing, skeet shooting, traithalons, PTA
  meetings and dentist appointments, for example.

  A lucky few of you could experience physical contact with
  another human being (see master cracker ???).
  This is like cyber-sex except there is normally more
  to clean up afterwards.

• If you are unable to get up, click here and your power strip
  will deliver a large enough shock to scare you back
  to your senses. If that doesn't work, then we give up.
  You are officially in need of serious help. Dial 1-800-
  GET-HELP on your computer's keypad to reach a mental
  hospital near you.

• Click the back button to melt your computer.